It started out with Mr. Pissy McPissser Pants being pissy because he goes to bed too late.
Then there are cops every where at my school this morning (bomb threat/shootout rumor).
Then in 2nd block there is a crack whore for a substitute (I am not kidding you here).
Then the Citizenship teacher is teaching Watergate(!?!?!?!?!) and says that the identity of 'Deep Throat' (the Watergate informant) is still unknown because they all swore to keep it secret until he died. Mark Felt came out in 2005 and admitted that it was he and it was confirmed by Woodward and Bernstein. I thought he had died but cannot confirm that. But hey, I am not a Social Studies teacher. The citizenship teacher should not be a social studies teacher either.
Then the crack whore substitue decided that she would no longer follow the lesson plan for the day and showed a movie instead.
Then in another English class a kid told me "Bite me."
I am getting drunk tonight.
4 comments:
Jen,
I feel your pain.
Last year we had a crack head sub, too. But the school officer arrested her. It was like my old Radio Shack Days.
As far as the bite me comments, I can take it from a student but when teachers tell me that then I have a problem.
Oh, how I laughed outloud at your last statement. Wish I'd read it earlier, I'd be there drinking with you. I've been in a big ole beer swillin mood lately. It is the weather.
Crack whore. Deep throat. Drunk. I laugh at your pain, but I love you.
Um, Jen....you're making me think I don't want to be a teacher. My MIL's best friend had a student named "Vagina". B (teacher) refused to call her by that name. Can you imagine the parent/teacher conference over that one???
Yikes!
Teachers are MUCH underpaid!
Athletes, politicians, they all make too much money and teachers, policemen, firemen....well....one o' my pet peeves.....
I just read that again. Pissy McPisser Pants. Teeheehee
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