The Bigg's big night on the town

So Elroy and Melva Bigg went to a concert Friday night without Little Bigg. The seats were too small in the auditorium, but Melva did not have to shovel her food down like normal when Little Bigg is with them . Melva was tipsy after just half a glass of wine, despite her rising BMI, and both Elroy and Melva were panting slightly after the 4 block walk to the theater. At least Elroy's gas was of the silent and non-smelly ilk and Melva had an empty seat beside her. Elroy and Melva were glad to have gotten out, but Melva vowed not to leave Little again when Mini Small's husband, Tiny was not home. Mini and Tiny Small have a young son also, Itty Bitty Small, and while both cute boys, neither wanted to go to bed at a proper hour. So the Bigg's did not get home until, gulp, almost 11:15 at which time Melva immediately collapsed into bed and did not get up until morning.